Now I know how to survive World Robot Domination. Buy one of these. Yes, for a small -- okay, large -- fee, you, too, can own your very own Lost in Space robot. This is, perhaps, the coolest thing ever. And I figure once the robots begin to run amok, I can fire this bad boy up and fool them into thinking I'm on their side. Or perhaps use it to help defend our home.I have already read and assimilated How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion
but I figure I should work on every angle I can to help protect my family. Will you be ready when the robots come for you?
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