Saturday, February 16, 2008

Crush, Kill, Destroy!

Now I know how to survive World Robot Domination. Buy one of these. Yes, for a small -- okay, large -- fee, you, too, can own your very own Lost in Space robot. This is, perhaps, the coolest thing ever. And I figure once the robots begin to run amok, I can fire this bad boy up and fool them into thinking I'm on their side. Or perhaps use it to help defend our home.

I have already read and assimilated How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion but I figure I should work on every angle I can to help protect my family.

Will you be ready when the robots come for you?

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